drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 25, 2006 17:04:27 GMT -5
Hey, yeah I'm getting ready for band practice. The kids are doing great. They were really good today. .Hope class goes well anyway. Talk to yazz later.........................Cheers,Craig
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Post by basstravels on Oct 25, 2006 22:40:06 GMT -5
Ok this joke is kind of fishy..
Who was the
first official to warn about excessive caviar consumption?
The Sturgeon General!
(Sorry I know it's cornmeal-breaded I can't help it)
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 25, 2006 23:58:14 GMT -5
haha....brandon you cornball!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 26, 2006 0:33:01 GMT -5
Hey I was born in Nebraska, home of the cornhuskers.
I can't help it...
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Post by basstravels on Oct 26, 2006 0:35:49 GMT -5
My hawaiian friend's favorite:
Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or bunga." The first guy says, "Well, I guess bunga." The chief shouts "BUNGA!!!" and 30 members of the tribe attack and sodomize the first missionary. The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or bunga." He says "well, my religion does not allow me to choose bunga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH BY BUNGA!!!"
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 26, 2006 17:17:07 GMT -5
I dont get it... Im sorry for being stupid....=)
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fran
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Post by fran on Oct 27, 2006 16:30:04 GMT -5
Why don't blind people skydive???
It scares the heck out of the dog.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
This is from a long list of old bad jokes, I'll keep 'em coming if you can stand it.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 27, 2006 19:32:38 GMT -5
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face and physique a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.
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fran
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Post by fran on Oct 27, 2006 19:50:09 GMT -5
Oh Becca, I love it! Good one.
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Post by basstravels on Oct 31, 2006 2:37:53 GMT -5
youtube.com/watch?v=XJ6KsrIFrAA4 minutes in: Cake's version of I will survive, live. Gotta say.. I love the record, but didn't care much for the live performance so it's my joke of the day, heh.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 31, 2006 13:12:31 GMT -5
haha I love Cake...im grooving to the clip and eating lunch, this is great... well if we are going to start sharng youtbe clips... this one made me giggle. Just when I thought I had seen all the stupid in the world here someone comes to move the goal posts...this is just retarded... www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCm7DaRV4Qas an afterthought Ill add this one too, I still go back and play this one until I am reduced to tears...it reminds me of HS...haha ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html
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Post by god on Oct 31, 2006 13:39:21 GMT -5
the ass bottle rocket is wrong. don't try and run it by jesus to try and get away with it, i'm the holy father here. wrong!
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tahitian noni juice
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Post by tahitian noni juice on Oct 31, 2006 21:52:04 GMT -5
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Post by natdaddy on Nov 1, 2006 9:41:08 GMT -5
State Farm wont let me get on either of those sites...bastards
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Post by basstravels on Nov 1, 2006 13:13:03 GMT -5
In god we trust man.. you don't need to see the ass rocket.
The two legged dog on the other hand, that is a sight to see!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man." So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?" Adam says, "Yes."
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protrusion 2) It chatters at high speeds 3) The rear end wobbles too much 4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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