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Post by basstravels on Oct 20, 2006 9:48:33 GMT -5
Hey Fran, I think I've heard of some Democratic congressmen who don't like bookmarks too.. heh. Us independents.... we write the books BY THE WAY.. We now have 10,050 plays on MySpace. Woo!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 20, 2006 12:41:55 GMT -5
I should correct that inaccuracy... MySpaces: LS: 10,050 LSW: 3,750 LSN: 450 LSS: 550 LSE: 450 Our correct play count is 15,200
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 23, 2006 12:03:12 GMT -5
Ok I am getting addicted to this message board...here is my input on the joke world...
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot....
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Post by basstravels on Oct 23, 2006 12:14:23 GMT -5
Ouch! That's a good one.
I remember seeing this joke on a t shirt somewhere..
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath.
The little girl looked down at the boy and asked:
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 23, 2006 12:30:39 GMT -5
haha thats good... =)
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Post by basstravels on Oct 23, 2006 22:11:44 GMT -5
A late one...
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little mad, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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fran
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Post by fran on Oct 23, 2006 22:17:47 GMT -5
Haha, good one.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 24, 2006 0:14:14 GMT -5
bwahahaha, thats a good hearty laugh from me!
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jessie
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Post by jessie on Oct 24, 2006 10:53:59 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!! That was an awesome one B.
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Post by basstravels on Oct 24, 2006 14:03:05 GMT -5
Hail to the chief! Coolidge is my fav. president.
I love this anecdote from him:
At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 25, 2006 12:41:11 GMT -5
Woman Drivers: This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee I had in my lap. The coffee was spilled, ruining my new suit pants and severely burning my leg. The phone was ruined and the most important called of the day was disconnected.
What can I say? Those women drivers!
and one more...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Davie?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to se you standing there all by yourself!”
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drumsadeconga
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 25, 2006 14:17:24 GMT -5
Those are great, Becca!!! Here a cute one:Q:Why is it so awful to be an egg? A: 1. You only get laid once. 2. The only one who ever sits on your face is your own mother. 3. It takes 3 minutes to get hard. 4. You come in a box with eleven others.
Q: What's the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead? A: Depth perception.
Laugh more............................
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 25, 2006 14:25:15 GMT -5
that egg was just wrong...hahaha
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drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 25, 2006 15:22:29 GMT -5
Don't ya love how they edit out the profanity.........hehe
What's up Becca!!!! Yo back at ya Natdaddy!!! Hickory dickory dock........well you know the rest...... Cheers
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Oct 25, 2006 15:40:54 GMT -5
yeah it is kind of annoying the way they block out the stupidest stuff. Not a lot is up with me, bored at work, I have three hours to kill before my justice admin class, so I am playing away on here, and myspace, and facebooks, and fark...I have no life... and am too burnt out to study... Whats going on with you man? How are the kiddos this week?
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