drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 12, 2006 9:24:03 GMT -5
:)Ok ya'll! This here is the first installment of the "Joke of the Day". So join in and add jokes if ya know 'em!! Let the censors do their thang with 'em too! Who cares! Remember, this is for fun!!! So anything goes... Polish, Jewish, etc....
Lame but cute: Did you hear about the new law frim of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe? Or : What's the difference between a pig and a fox? About six drinks. Or maybe: Q:What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic, you use a feather-- kinky, you use the whole chicken.
Q: How do you say "fuch you" in Yiddish? A: "Trust me".
Laugh more!!!!!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 12, 2006 9:25:40 GMT -5
Haha, cool thread Craig.
I don't think my joke last night would fit on here.. heh
-BZ
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Post by lindsey on Oct 12, 2006 12:20:59 GMT -5
Craig those were great!! I'll start working on my material. This is my kind of message board!! I love it!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 12, 2006 14:38:52 GMT -5
Nice avatar Craig!! That's his mascot!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 12, 2006 22:48:03 GMT -5
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Post by basstravels on Oct 12, 2006 22:50:59 GMT -5
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Post by natdaddy on Oct 16, 2006 10:22:58 GMT -5
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"
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fran
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Post by fran on Oct 16, 2006 15:30:25 GMT -5
What do you call the dead blonde in the basement? The winner of last year's hide and go seek game. Bad, I know.
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Post by basstravels on Oct 16, 2006 23:47:24 GMT -5
Alright here's one from me...
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love.
One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.
After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."
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Post by lindsey on Oct 17, 2006 14:10:49 GMT -5
Very nice B! That was a good one!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 17, 2006 14:41:18 GMT -5
Thank you It's been too quiet on here today!! Thanks for chiming in.. -B
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sara
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Post by sara on Oct 18, 2006 8:49:03 GMT -5
Alright, here's my joke: (Lindsey don't sigh and roll your eyes ) Why did the cowboy get a Weiner dog? ....Because they told him to "get along little doggy!" Haha! Lindsey, don't lie...you loved that one!
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jessie
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Post by jessie on Oct 18, 2006 10:10:20 GMT -5
that was awesome sara!!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 18, 2006 10:31:46 GMT -5
That was awesome sara, haha.
Check out Craig's new avatar, it's badass!!
Oh... hmm...
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to f u c k it as soon as I get those pajamas off."
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sara
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Post by sara on Oct 18, 2006 11:04:39 GMT -5
Haha Brandon! That was good I have to admit, bagpipes are pretty hot little numbers!
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