drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 18, 2006 11:44:12 GMT -5
Here's one. Q: Why did the Polish grandmother have her tubes tied? A: She didn't want any more grandchildren!!
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jessie
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Post by jessie on Oct 18, 2006 11:56:30 GMT -5
What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond? One eventually matures and earns money. hahaha. love you guys
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sara
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Post by sara on Oct 18, 2006 12:30:20 GMT -5
Now THAT was a great one Jessie! Nothing personal guys!
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drumsadeconga
Junior Member
I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Oct 18, 2006 12:45:30 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What is six inches long that women love? Money
What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A Klondyke.
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Post by natdaddy on Oct 18, 2006 13:29:48 GMT -5
the man is on a roll
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Post by basstravels on Oct 18, 2006 14:35:27 GMT -5
Haha Craig, nice.
I love the avatar dude!
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Post by lindsey on Oct 18, 2006 14:53:52 GMT -5
I'm telling you Craig, you may have a future in comedy!! We're taking you on the road! You'll make tons of money!!
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Post by natdaddy on Oct 18, 2006 14:57:07 GMT -5
in between set craig is going to take the mic and tell a few joke to help pass the time
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Post by lindsey on Oct 18, 2006 15:22:30 GMT -5
I think that's a fabulous idea!!! Nat, what are you doing drinking at home alone??? Dang dude, we're going to have to send you to classes!
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Post by basstravels on Oct 18, 2006 16:51:44 GMT -5
I love it, you guys out on the dance floor can't hear it but Craig said some hilarious stuff during the shows, and/or sings along in these awesome voices... he's always cracking me up, keeping us on our toes.
That and Nate singing the newbie, Days of our lives (Campfires & acoustic guitars) and throwing in the do it kills me every time.
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Post by natdaddy on Oct 19, 2006 8:33:12 GMT -5
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Post by lindsey on Oct 19, 2006 15:03:38 GMT -5
Ha!!! That's the best joke I've read all week!! That was a great one!
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Post by nate on Oct 19, 2006 20:59:41 GMT -5
so a guy goes into the pharmacy and says "hey, i need some condoms with insecticide on 'em" and the pharmicist replied: "um...i think you mean spermacide. i'll get them for you" the guy says: "no, no i need some condems with insecticide on 'em. my wife's got a bug up her a s s and i'm going to take care of it!"
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fran
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Post by fran on Oct 19, 2006 22:10:43 GMT -5
Why don't Republican Congressmen use bookmarks?
They prefer to just bend the pages over.
bada boom!
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Post by natdaddy on Oct 20, 2006 8:16:54 GMT -5
good one
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