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Post by basstravels on Nov 2, 2006 14:22:06 GMT -5
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f u c k i n g kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 2, 2006 14:59:31 GMT -5
haha!
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Post by basstravels on Nov 2, 2006 19:42:11 GMT -5
Ahh so the reports of the boards demise were premature...
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 2, 2006 21:34:11 GMT -5
Im still here in no mans land reading away... I havent heard any good jokes in the last few days, alls quiet on the western front... I have been wrapped up in school this week...the anthropology student association put on a cultures of the middle east festival tonight that went over fabulously if I do say so myself, this VP is brushing off her shoulders...we were expecting 100 people max and 135 showed up, jay-yuh! I am now grubbing on left over Al Watons and Saffrons...yum! Im proud of my little club, and exausted!
what do you call 100 bunnies jumping backwards?
a receding hare line
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Post by basstravels on Nov 2, 2006 23:47:06 GMT -5
Haha I love the corn!
Some more corn fed beef:
A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!"
"Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.
The poster reads : 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'
"What's he wanted for?" asked the hopeful young man.
"Rustling."
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Post by basstravels on Nov 6, 2006 2:10:16 GMT -5
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 6, 2006 16:02:51 GMT -5
omg that was hilarious! my favorite is the bluegrass version =) thats a great song man!
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Post by basstravels on Nov 7, 2006 1:15:57 GMT -5
I agree, the bluegrass one is better but that just cracked me up... the whole lounge singer delivery. Glad to see some familiar faces around here
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Post by basstravels on Nov 7, 2006 2:38:36 GMT -5
Corn once again...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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Post by lindsey on Nov 7, 2006 7:43:50 GMT -5
Ha!! That one took me a second but it was pretty good!!
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drumsadeconga
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Post by drumsadeconga on Nov 7, 2006 12:20:04 GMT -5
Okay,okay I'm back from the dead. Here's one. A Polish guy comes home early from work and finds another man in bed with his wife. He runs over to the dresser and pills out a gun. He then puts it to his own head. When the wife starts laughing, the husband says to her, "Don't laugh, you're next."
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drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Nov 7, 2006 12:23:42 GMT -5
Here's another..............One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa's knee playing with his long beard and patting his baldhead, and asked "Did God make me?" "Yes my dear" her grandpa replied. "Did God make you?” she asked. "Yes he did" he replied again she then said "well he sure does a better job these days doesn’t he.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 7, 2006 12:30:56 GMT -5
jesus Craig is on the ball...haha. Craig and B you two are crackin me up this morning...
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drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Nov 7, 2006 12:37:49 GMT -5
Hey Becca. After a week of dealing with the "Demon Virus from Hell" I need some laughs. Hope your day is going alright. Cheers
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 7, 2006 12:47:38 GMT -5
So you were the plague starter?? I havent been feeling great these last couple of days...bronchitis maybe? ick.
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