drumsadeconga
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I'm going to blow up your earth!!!
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Post by drumsadeconga on Nov 7, 2006 12:51:30 GMT -5
Caffiene and Asprin gets you through the day!
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 7, 2006 12:52:41 GMT -5
I figured we could all use this prayer on election day =) The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At home as in the travern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangerovers. For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager Forever and ever, Barmen.
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 7, 2006 12:53:22 GMT -5
try robitussen and halls =)
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Post by basstravels on Nov 7, 2006 14:15:33 GMT -5
Craigster!
Hope you're feeling better man. Sorry to hear you're not Becca, ouch...
Hmmm joke of the day.. theme.. bass players...
Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section noticed?
Hmm and a cello joke for good measure..
How do you make a cello sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin.
Hehe -Z
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 8, 2006 0:39:16 GMT -5
can we HTML in these threads? I am going to try it, if not eh well...
< img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/Tigerlilly7110/fudgehole.jpg">
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Post by beccasdancingagain on Nov 8, 2006 0:42:12 GMT -5
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Post by basstravels on Nov 8, 2006 3:13:41 GMT -5
Heh, good stuff there.
What can we do to ignite some writership? We have plenty of viewership I think... the page reads go up and up but no one posts. Crazy!
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Post by natdaddy on Nov 8, 2006 13:22:14 GMT -5
B inspired me.............................. Sorry I have nothing to say..................Our insurance rates went down today so if anybody wants a free quote we are pretty cheap right now on home and auto, might save you some of that hard earned money.....Just email me if you are interested..... Sorry no jokes...
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fran
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Post by fran on Nov 8, 2006 17:49:15 GMT -5
Being a State Farm customer already, I will expect to see those decreases reflected on my next bill, right Nat?
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils.
A. Gorillas have big fingers.
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Post by lindsey on Nov 9, 2006 10:06:29 GMT -5
Very nice Fran!! Sorry B, I used to be full of jokes but not here lately. To tired to think of any! But I do read your alls and they are very funny. Well most of them!!!!
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fran
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Post by fran on Nov 9, 2006 17:09:11 GMT -5
OK. Time to pick on the C-man and B.
A guy wanted to play bass in a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have to have 1/3 of your brain removed." So the guy went into surgery. When he woke up, the doctor said, "I'm terribly sorry, but we made a mistake and accidentally removed 3/4's of your brain!" The guy said, "Uh, that's okay. Got some sticks?"
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fran
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Post by fran on Nov 9, 2006 17:14:47 GMT -5
Again, Sorry Craig. You've done nothing to deserve this, I just thought it was funny. You are drummer extraordinaire and an exception to the stereotype. ;-) No more drummer jokes from me.
What's the difference between a drummer and Dr. Scholl's foot pads? Dr. Scholl's foot pads buck up the feet.
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Post by basstravels on Nov 9, 2006 23:48:15 GMT -5
Thanks for the good showing Fran!
Corn of the century:
Why does Snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
Incase of drizzle.
Sorry.. heh
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Post by basstravels on Nov 13, 2006 13:42:21 GMT -5
Supposedly true story..
Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or maybe "Are you the one who killed my brother?"
Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to eat next? Who am I going to screw next? and, Can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like the French in that."
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fran
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Post by fran on Nov 13, 2006 14:20:42 GMT -5
Good one B. That Ted! What about him?
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